So, today at my torture appointment, there was this new assistant helping out. He couldn't have been much older than me, or maybe he was younger- I don't know. But he TOTALLY has a crush on me.
Dr: "Ryan, can you massage Hannah's knee?"
Ryan: "What?! Yeah sure!" *sheepish grin
Me *groans inwardly*
Dr: "Ryan, can you put those sticky pads on her back and shock her?"
Ryan: "Yeah, cool!" *blushes crimson, doctor laughs
Me: thinking *don't touch me there don't touch me there don't touch me there THAT'S TOO LOW!! ... you're not the DOCTOR!"
Oh, the joy.
I can't wait till this is over.
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